Mumma is a Craft Nut

Mumma is a craft nut

She runs an online store

Once she made some crayons

Ten thousand dinosaur


Mumma is a craft nut

She decides to make a hat

From old mans pants she’d bought

That smell like Aunt Sue’s cat


Mumma is a craft nut

She’s happy then a frown

We celebrate. An order’s come!

A crazy man from town.


Mumma is a craft nut

Another order through!

4,000 felted birdies sold…

Deliver tomorrow by two


Mumma is a craft nut

She sometimes yells “ENOUGH”!

I’m never doing that again

Or buying all that stuff

I don’t make any money

It costs me more to send

This is a crazy way to live

I’m going round the bend


BUT Mumma is a craft nut

Back on her online store,

“Oprah’s favourite thing” she sighs

Dad’s walking out the door.